Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.