Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...