New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...