New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...