What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...