Nice Car!
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Come In
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The Old Lady & the Cashier
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Stupid Insults 10/31
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