A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...