Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!