Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
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|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...