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There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
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Froglights!
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Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
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