Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...