Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...