How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...