Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
The power of shifting
|Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...