Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Changed HR policies
|Casual Fridays:Week 1 – Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.