The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...