What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...