Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...