What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...