Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...