Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...