Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
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Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...