You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Doctor’s Notes 8
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...