How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...