Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...