Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...