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Mothers taught us
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Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...