Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
A young naval student
|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...