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Fitness Philoshophy – JG style!
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Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
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Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
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A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Incompatible
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Emacs acronyms
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