In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.