I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...