Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...