Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...