Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...