One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...