Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...