Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...