Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...