Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...