Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.