Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...