Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...