The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Some beauty parlors do a great job…
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...