Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Where is Jesus?
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Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...