Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
A very desperate marriage
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...