USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....