Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...