Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.