Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...