Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...